Witty SMS messages

Do the things you enjoy doing but stay out of debt.

Make up your mind to be happy. Find pleasure in simple things.

You can't please everybody - don't let criticism worry you.

Have many interests. If you can't travel, read books about new places.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

The correct advice to give is the advice that is desired.

If you can't love a person for what he is, love him for what you can help him become.

If you don't have enough smiles, you may have one of mine:)

Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

A conservative is a politician who wants to keep what the liberals fought for a generation ago.

Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

He who forgives ends the quarrel.

No man knows less than the man who knows it all.

Don't speak unless you can improve on the silence.

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

A pint of example is worth a gallon of advice.

Swallowing your pride seldom leads to indigestion.

Inflexibility is the hallmark of the tiny mind.

A crumb from a winner's table is better than a feast from a loser's table!

If the enemy is in range, so are you.

A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it start to rain.

Money is a lousy way of keeping score.

A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.

A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.

Our inner child should be spanked regularly and sent to bed without supper.

Ability is what you're capable of doing...
Motivation determines what you do...
Attitude determines how well you do it.