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How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
Name ten animals from Africa.
Two's company, three's a crowd but what is four and five? Nine.
Do step ladders have real parents? pls turn ur mobile
teacher; tell me 5 water animals
Shock me, say something intelligent.
Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.
Opposites attract; I hope u meet some1 good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
Don't know what makes him so stupid, but it really works.
Fashion Tip 101: u only need 2 wear 1 pair of socks at a time & they belong on ur feet not in ur bra.
Alcohol won't solve your problems. Neither would milk or water.
Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner. |
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Foolish man give wife grand piano...wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
crowded elevator smell differently to a midget.
What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love?
Ders a thin women inside of me trying to get out but i can usually shut da cow up wit chocolate
A day late and a dollar short.
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
There is no vaccine against stupidity.
Watch out for the idiot behind me.
I may be fat but you’re ugly, and I can lose weight.
He has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all.
Man asks gym trainer:
How's My Driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT. |
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