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How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.

Name ten animals from Africa.
Nine elephants and a giraffe.

Two's company, three's a crowd but what is four and five? Nine.

Do step ladders have real parents?

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teacher; tell me 5 water animals
student: fish,
teacher: good, but tell me another 4;
student: fish mother, father, brother, sister

Foolish man give wife grand piano...wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

crowded elevator smell differently to a midget.

What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love?
Honey, I'm home!

Ders a thin women inside of me trying to get out but i can usually shut da cow up wit chocolate