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it goes in dry, it comes out wet,
Wht do U cll a vicar on a mo2r bike?
what r the 3 fastest ways of communication?
how do you keep an idiot busy?
mental anxiety,
How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her,
Hw do U communic@e with a fish?
Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
Any friend of yours... is a friend of yours.
As fake as a $3 bill.
You're barking up the wrong tree, but that's just your natural voice.
The Earth is full. GO HOME! |
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
why did the blonde climb a glass block?
Wht do U cll a h&cuffed man?
Y dnt c@s shv?
I'm not tense, just terribly alert.
Press down.
You asked for my number: 1-800-Dream-On.
You can't fix stupid.
Instant idiot. Just add alcohol.
They say he's so dumb he 16 years old before he learned how to wave goodbye.
When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.
Started at the bottom and it's been downhill ever since.
No, Taco Bell is not where u pay ur telephone bill.
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