SMS quotes

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - W. C. Fields

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. - Jimmy Durante

You get the best out of others when you give the best of yourself. - Harry Firestone

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not. - Stephen Wright

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either. - Albert Einstein

No matter where you are in life, there is always more journey ahead. - Nelson Mandela

It is better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for what you are not. - Andr Gide

Forty is the old age of youth fifty is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

The journey is the reward. - Taoist proverb

Rather fail with honor than succeed by fraud. - Sophocles

It is easier to stay out than get out. - Mark Twain

Never mistake motion for action. - Ernest Hemingway

A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business. - Henry Ford

Leaders keep their eyes on the horizon, not just on the bottom line. - Warren Bennis

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

Acceptance of what has happened is the first step to overcoming the consequences of any misfortune. - William James

We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are. - Anais Nin

The cruelest lies are often told in silence. - Robert Louis Stephenson

A man's dreams are an index to his greatness. - Zadok Rabinwitz

He is happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home. - Johann von Goethe

Saying there are too many children is like saying there are too many flowers. - Mother Teresa

A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood. - Chinese proverb

The greatest compliment that was ever paid me was when one asked me what I thought, and attended to my answer. - Henry David Thoreau

The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The noblest search is the search for excellence. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction. - Antoine De Saint-Exupery

It is not length of life, but depth of life. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Not life, but good life, is to be chiefly valued. - Socrates

A compliment is a statement of an agreeable truth; flattery is the statement of an agreeable untruth. - John A. MacDonald

Friendship is the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words. - George Eliot

We are never so ridiculous through what we are as through what we pretend to be. - La Rochefoucauld

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H.L. Mencken

Little crooks get locked up; big crooks become lords. - Zhuang Zi, Chinese philosopher 4th century BC

The best way to rob a bank is to own one. - William Black.

Man can climb to the highest summits, but he cannot dwell there long. - George Bernard Shaw

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

He who wishes to secure the good of others has already secured his own. - Confucius

We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse. - Rudyard Kipling

The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come. - Lee Iacocca

I have seen the future and it works. - Lincoln Steffens