SMS poems & jokes

SMS poems

BITE OF U
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I'll have to take a bite of you

KISS
if kisses were rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a frnd id send u me!

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SMS make-up poems

how can i?
rivers can dry,
ponds can dry,
u can forget me,
but how can i

makeup voucher
KISS VOUCHER
....
This sms is redeemable

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Valentine's Day SMS poems

Hurry over quick! I've been shot by Cupid and you, my Valentine, are the only one that can take this arrow from my heart.

Valentine's Day special. My heart is for sale. 100% discount to you only!

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SMS birthday poems

happy birthday
happy happy happy
happy happy
happy...
ok, that's enuf!

cudda sent u cards
cudda sent u flowers
but i rather wish u
countless happy hours

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SMS family messages

ur never wrong
the only time ur wrong
is wen u think
i forgot bout u
... luv u dad!

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SMS quotes

It is better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for what you are not. - Andr Gide

Not life, but good life, is to be chiefly valued. - Socrates

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SMS jokes

If you really wanna get stoned, drink wet cement.

I intend to live for ever and so far everything goes well.

Be yourself,
there are enough other people.

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SMS insults

Abracadabra
Nope, ur still ugly!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happened to you?

man love woman is usual but monkey can read sms is amazing

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SMS smileys

:-o Oh

#:-o Oh no!

<:-0 Eeek!

:@ Ouch!

#-) Partied all night

(:-|K Dressed to kill

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SMS shortcuts

BTW - by the way

CUFB - c u on facebook

SWAK - sealed with a kiss

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SMS Thanksgiving poems

I am thankful for a year of blessings,
for the family I dearly love,
for friends, old and new
and you.
Happy Thanksgiving

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SMS Christmas poems

Heap on the wood!
the wind is chill
But let it whistle as it will
We'll keep our Christmas merry still

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Witty SMS

A pint of example is worth a gallon of advice.

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